Getting Together is Great
Always.

From the one-n non-official Glen Beck fan page. 
Yeah, Al Clark, it does make you think. So 9/11 and Hiroshima are the same thing? Shintofascism bombed Pearl Harbor? The scary part of this is that there are a lot of people out there who are this good with Photoshop and yet are unquestioning Beck fans. The danger posed in that combination cannot be overstated.
So, the NRA appears to have hipped itself up a bit and decided, disastrously, to use Danny McBride style Eastbound and Down satire to get its message across. Behold and cringe:
The best part is that it works in the exact opposite way.
CriminalJusticeDepartment.org is a site that is advertising on Facebook. Is it any surprise the police force attracts some of the types it does? I mean, look at that splash page! Christ.

Hey ladies, how turned on are you by this hypothetical date?
Yes, this is an actual ad from Stayfree. Here is another.
If you Google “1990s,” do you know what the fourth highest Google result is? It’s not OJ Simpson. Not the first Gulf War or some Yugoslavian war. Not Nelson Madela’s election in South Africa. Not Hong Kong’s return to China.Not Ytzhak Rabin’s assassination.Not the Kobe earthquake. Not even the Monica Lewinski blowjob.
It is, no kidding, a Heritage Foundation report that “Tax Cuts, Not the Clinton Tax Hike Produced the 1990s Boom.”
The GOP France. Ironically awesome.
If you speak French it is probably three times as funny.
Here is Michelle Bachmann’s first campaign ad. Looks like Joe the Plumber will need that unemployment extension after all as Jim the Election Guy has taken his job.
Is Jim bowlegged?

Run, don’t walk, to bid on this Sarah Palin-signed Fighting Sioux of North Dakota hockey jersey. You too can have in one product two symbols of preposterous Americana: Rhetoric-justified stubborn bigotry and Sarah Palin’s signature…
Bidding is near $5,000.
The question is, who is the unpatriotic gasbag who would sell such a fine symbol of our nation?
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