If Lou Dobbs has to impregnate all these white women himself he will, goddamnit. You call yourself patriotic Americans? Well, start fucking like it, Jesus Christ.
Related: WaPo report: “Minority births on track to outnumber white births.“
Something tells me this Beaver Dam, Wisc. bar isn’t a legal brand extension.

Via the Telegraph, here’s a commercial from the Israeli supermarket chain Mahsaney Kimat Hinam spoofing the (probably) Israeli assassination squad hit in Dubai. Can you say, Clio!?

Dane101 is reporting that Univ. of Wisconsin-Madison’s legendary Babcock Hall dairy operation will be creating a special “Google Fiber” flavored ice cream to attract Google’s Fiber Project to Madison.
The final version should be out in three or four weeks. Drop by!
After the Tea Party wins control of the Senate on a platform of education reform, here is what will probably become a historically accurate image of George Washington fighting a tiger.

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Top: In the finale, Iron Man is forced to face off against those who would use his technology for evil. Iron Man
Bottom: In the finale., Iron Man is forced to face off against those who would use his technology for evil. Iron Man 2

It seems the media gave up on the Haiti story with even greater swiftness than anticipated.
Plus, the troops are already pulling the fuck out of there! Shock and Awe! SHOCK! AND! AWE!
Yes. Yes that is an ad on Gawker for Old Navy clothing.
