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3. September 2010

Getting Together is Great

Filed under: Yummy, Awesome — admin @ 13:14

Always.

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Glenn Beck Fans Probably Failed GRE Quantitative Comparison Section

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Real America, Elsewhere — admin @ 10:48

From the one-n non-official Glen Beck fan page. beck-facebook.png

Yeah, Al Clark, it does make you think. So 9/11 and Hiroshima are the same thing? Shintofascism bombed Pearl Harbor? The scary part of this is that there are a lot of people out there who are this good with Photoshop and yet are unquestioning Beck fans. The danger posed in that combination cannot be overstated.

2. September 2010

NRA’s Danny McBride Spoof “Misfires”

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Failure, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 19:07

So, the NRA appears to have hipped itself up a bit and decided, disastrously, to use Danny McBride style Eastbound and Down satire to get its message across. Behold and cringe:

The best part is that it works in the exact opposite way.

Be A CIA Agent: Shoot Some Sh*t Up!

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Real America, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 10:07

CriminalJusticeDepartment.org is a site that is advertising on Facebook. Is it any surprise the police force attracts some of the types it does? I mean, look at that splash page! Christ.

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31. August 2010

Date Advice for Guys: Explain Her Mentrual Cycle to Her

Filed under: No No NO, Gaaaah!, Failure, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 15:17

Hey ladies, how turned on are you by this hypothetical date?

Yes, this is an actual ad from Stayfree. Here is another.

30. August 2010

The Herirage Foundation Wins The ’90s

Filed under: Uncategorized — admin @ 18:43

If you Google “1990s,” do you know what the fourth highest Google result is?  It’s not OJ Simpson. Not the first Gulf War or some Yugoslavian war.  Not Nelson Madela’s election in South Africa. Not Hong Kong’s return to China.Not Ytzhak Rabin’s assassination.Not the Kobe earthquake. Not even the Monica Lewinski blowjob.

It is, no kidding, a Heritage Foundation report that “Tax Cuts, Not the Clinton Tax Hike Produced the 1990s Boom.”

How does France-hating GOP feel about GOP France?

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 16:27

screen-shot-2010-08-25-at-91106-pm.pngThe GOP France. Ironically awesome.

If you speak French it is probably three times as funny.

Sonny Crocket Weaps

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Awesome, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 08:32

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This film will not meet my expectations.

24. August 2010

Joe the Plumber Loses Job to Jim the Election Guy

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Real America, Advertising — admin @ 11:01

Here is Michelle Bachmann’s first campaign ad. Looks like Joe the Plumber will need that unemployment extension after all as Jim the Election Guy has taken his job.

Is Jim bowlegged?

Sarah Palin Sioux Jersey Auction near $5,000

Filed under: Uncategorized — admin @ 10:19

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Run, don’t walk, to bid on this Sarah Palin-signed Fighting Sioux of North Dakota hockey jersey. You too can have in one product two symbols of preposterous Americana: Rhetoric-justified stubborn bigotry and Sarah Palin’s signature…

Bidding is near $5,000.

The question is, who is the unpatriotic gasbag who would sell such a fine symbol of our nation?

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