A month ago over at The Awl I wrote a piece about great Halloween costumes with hints:
The Kuato costume can be done by anyone; but for those with an very young infant this has great potential.
Keys: Get a fake bare upper body/torso costume (like this one) or simply a skin-colored body leotard. Cut a hole in the chest area. Place your infant in his/her BabyBjorn/carrier, allowing only the baby’s head and arms to come out of the chest. Put a bald cap on the baby. Don a military surplus jacket. Make zombie face.
Bonus: Bad haircut. Smear the baby with Vaseline. Get your wife/baby mama/significant other to dress as the three-breasted prostitute (NSFW). Teach the baby to say, “Quuaaaaiiiddddd. Quuuaaaiiiiddddd.”
Well, imagine my surprise when I saw the costumes on the Halloween-themed Attack of the Show: