Yes, there is a “club” in Madison where naked women read books. Yes, one of them is named Babe Lincoln:
“After the reading there will be a round of Naked Girls Playing Guitar Hero. Seating is very limited and you can reserve a spot via paypal.”
That is to say, will it make a bazillion dollars? (Or will tea partiers already have gone back to their couches after the Nov. midterms?): Atlas Shurgged Movies Starts Filming in June
Congratulations prank commercial makers, this is the greatest, most American thing ever put on YouTube.
It appears a couple of UW students didn’t think the Kozmo.com business plan was all that bad:
“Underage University of Wisconsin students will no longer be able to buy alcohol from an online website after the City of Madison filed complaints against the UW student owners.
Filed in Madison Municipal Court, the 575-count complaint against Danny Haber and Matthew Siegel, the owners of Campusdrank.com, detailed illegal deliveries made as well as sales to minors.”
Left: Sleek black-out packaging makes you know it’s hip; Kotex U tampons
Right: Sleek black-out packaging makes you know it’s hip; 5 Gum
Here is the arcade version of the film Human Centipede. Because…
Related: Do Not See “The Human Centipede.”
Look, Philips Norelco wants you to make an avatar of yourself. A naked one. A shaved naked one. Also, something about making yourself look like a prepubescent child and saving the world.
You know what that hipster doofus should shave? That ridiculous thing on his chin.
“A state appeals court told prison officials today to give an inmate 4 photographs of women in bikinis that he ordered by mail. 53-year-old Johnny Lacy, who’s at the prison in Boscobel for the state’s most hardened criminals, argued that the photos were withheld improperly under a policy that bans pornography.”
Yay for Johnny. But wait…
“But the court said other photos Lacy ordered were indeed pornographic, and were properly withheld.”
Bummer.
The first thing to change? That shitty attitude. Changing diapers is no hardship. Someday that child will be revolted to spend 10 minutes within two fucking feet of you. Appreciate the current intimacy.
OK, that’s better.. Read the rest at Deadspin
Yes, David Lynch’s 16-minute ad for Dior is a straight-forward commercial enterprise. And despite its “Lynch” feel, it’s more branding than mind-bending. Yet, Lynch does do one thing well here that is wildly transgressive for Hollywood; he puts an Asian man in the romantic lead with a white woman.
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