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Actually, this is like paying $1,000 to eat at Dick’s.

Earlier: Tomm Emmer: Minnesota’s Last Sovereign Individual

Below, a Utah State Fair commercial created by the team behind Napoleon Dynamite that was rejected for being too much fun sexually suggestive for Utah.

BP enginner on what the crew plans to do once the well survives the final pressure test:

“We’re going to have a good meal together — prime rib.”

It’s a lot to expect your engineers to be a little PR savvy, but, come on guys… you couldn’t maybe say you were going for, like, shrimp or yellowfin. Do you know how good yellowfin is?!

Here is a Heineken ad, now in heavy rotation, that outright calls women “prey.” Stay classy, Heineken.

• The Governor’s Race: Milwaukee Mayor Fightin’ Tom Barrett will be the Dem candidate to replace Jim “Eeyore” Doyle, who is leaving office to comfort-eat his way into another 40 extra pounds. Meanwhile, both Republican hopefuls have been racing to the bottom.

Read the rest at The Awl.

The Badgers have a 6′5″ 307-pound guard who changes jerseys during the game to serve as a fullback. That’s right, a 307-lb fullback. Oh, fun!

Oh yeah, let’s double down on the rich people movie associations.

Fox News has a really interesting completely insipid “Getting to know Glenn Beck” section at their site. Glenn tells us, among other things, that his favorite book is ‘The Christmas Sweater.’ And yes, Beck answers that in the battle of “Mac vs. PC” he is, in fact, a Mac. 

Rush Limbaugh is also a Mac fan. Huge Mac fan.