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What a difference a year makes:

“CBS Discusses “Serious Violation” Of Erin Andrews’ Privacy By Airing Video In Which Her Privacy Is Violated”

– July 21, 2009; Deadspin

– November 22, 2010; Deadspin

“I would like to say something nice about the killing a turkey. I would like to say that dragging the knife across the bird’s throat is an elegant, silky motion. But that is not true. The bird’s dies loud and messy. It gurgles and twists and makes it known it wants it all to stop.”

Read it all at Esquire… (additional photo after the jump)

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“Abe is no better than Sarah Fucking Palin in that regard.“

The Grand Forks Herald headline says it all: “Walsh County sheriff wins re-election, fires opponent.” Of the many great passages of the article about the firing of the 19-year veteran, this is maybe the best:

“Wild said he consulted with the state’s attorney and a human resources official before firing Nord.”

It’s voting day! Yes, that is Ron Johnson and me at Lambeau Field. To read more about our deep friendship go to Esquire or to The Awl.