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13. January 2010

“call family members tell them we are ok” (UPDATED)

Filed under: No No NO, Elsewhere, Essays, This Could be Longer, Admin — admin @ 11:59

In case the (comprehensive) coverage of the unfolding Haiti disaster over at Reuters is too antiseptic and lacks first-person desperation, below is an email from doctors who were already there working at a clinic just outside Port-au-Prince:

We are ok call family members tell them we are ok. Tell them to contact EVERYONE’s family and churches from their group and tell them we are ok.
Please reply to us ASAP tell us if the airport is open and when help from other countries are coming.

many tremors, many haitians hurt. we have triage here in our yard…pray for the docs and nurses here ALL NIGHT. most buildings are not ok at Christianville. Our house seems fine with one crack on NON-weight-bearing wall. we are staying outside until the tremors end. we were told the last AA flight didn’t leave Miami….can you please confirm for sure? I have 4 women that were suppost to be on that flight. Team Leaders name is Kelle M….. R. please call her family to find out. I need to get our visitors out ASAP….please let us know about the airport…. ALSO please EVERYONE…do not flood us with emails. Only info that we need to know.

please pray.

a.

I’m told the clinics will soon run out of supplies and that they will be treating people well into the future. The particular group above can be reached here: Haiti Health Ministries. They accept donations of everything from money to pharmaceuticals to gauze to baby formula.

UPDATE: Below is from another doctor with the same group:

i’m ok, and so is R. and N. [the author’s infant daughter].  our house sustained damage (cracks, flooding, everything off the shelves) but didn’t fall down.  J. and S.’s house (where i used to live) fell down.  so did part of the clinic, the eye clinic, and all of the schools.  the guesthouse is still standing, as well as our house and A. and D.’s house.  everyone else lost their house.  we worked all night trying to help people, and are still working today.  it’s like being in hell… people dying on your doorstep, limbs falling off, gashes and paralysis and everything you’d see in war.  all the missionaries here are ok, only a few bumps and bruises as they scrambled to get out of their houses.  R. and N. and i were outside when it happened, so we were ok.  D. and L. are ok, too.that’s all the update i can give you for now, because i’ve got to go back to more chaos.  thank the Lord E. is here to take care of N. while R. and i work.
love you guys,

t

7. January 2010

Yay! I won an award.

Filed under: Elsewhere, Admin — admin @ 08:27

I did. An angry, angry, angry award.

4. December 2009

Bad Video Game? Or Baddest Video Game?

Filed under: Failure, Admin, North Dakota — admin @ 09:22

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Above is a video game in the basement of the Grand Forks bar O’Reilly’s. It is named “Bags.” Apparently, the place used to be the worst strip club on the face of the earth. Anyway, this game! Do people really want to play a video game version of bean bag toss? Really? Is the game such a local favorite that during winter when it’s too cold outside, fans make do with this? Bizarre.

27. November 2009

Brandchannel Black Friday Live!

Filed under: brandchannel, Awesome, Elsewhere, Admin, Branding — admin @ 08:48

I have Brandchanel all to myself today to run a special edition of the magazine’s Black Friday Live! coverage. Check it out. Posts should be along the lines of the below:

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So you’re one of the strongest brands ever in the history of ever. How do you take an event that is already heavily branded (”Black Friday”) and co-opt and transform it to fit the needs of your own brand? If you’re George Lucas, it’s just another day:

“Dark Side Days at Star Wars Shop”

Get it!!??

Reated: The Droid, one of this holiday season’s hottest, most brand-loyalty creating products, actually, no joke, had to get trademark clearence from Lucas for use of the “Droid” name. And by “get” we mean “pay for.”

All branding professionals are just pedestrians in Lucas’ world.

Not your speed? Well, I can’t please everyone. Check it out anyway.

25. November 2009

Gravy

Filed under: brandchannel, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Admin — admin @ 15:34

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Happy Thanksgiving. For anyone interested I will be “liveblogging” Black Friday over at Brandchannel.

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Andy Rooney is rolling over in his grave,

Also, to aid digestion, read this hilarious email correspondence:

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 11.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

You just crossed the line. You have no idea about the potential this project has. The technology allows users to network peer to peer, add contacts, share information and is potentially worth many millions of dollars and your short sightedness just cost you any chance of being involved.

From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 1.36pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,

So you have invented Twitter. Congratulations. This is where that time machine would definitely have come in quite handy.

It is good like rhubarb pie.

22. August 2009

Gone Fishing

Filed under: Real America, Elsewhere, Admin — admin @ 05:55

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Quite literally.

Please patronize The Awl, the latest place to find some essays.

Real America: The Great American Teen SUV Death Race

Real America: Midget Wrestling at Borrowed Bucks Roadhouse

And parts one and two of my Amerca’s Aug Insanity Trilogy (Part 3 will be up soon)

A Primer for the Coastal Elite: What Do The Tea Party Folks Want?

The Last of the Hot Summer Town Halls: How We’ve All Been Fooled By The Health Care Debate 

22. April 2009

Olympics, White People & Vanity (URLs): Oddpodz

Filed under: Admin, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 07:40

Once upon a time I wrote some for the Oddpodz blog.

Below are a few of the entries.

Olympic Art Directors Through Time

          

Stuff About Which White People Like to Whine: Brands

Smart Tip: Get Blogs to Write About You

The importance of Vanity (URLs)

3. April 2009

Contact Abram Sauer

Filed under: Contact Abe, Admin — admin @ 14:14

Abe can be reached at abesauer @ yahoo.com.

Brandchanel Archive

Filed under: Admin, Branding, Product Placement — admin @ 12:39

An archive of product placement and branding articles for Bradchannel, from 2001 to the present, can be found here.

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