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2. September 2010

NRA’s Danny McBride Spoof “Misfires”

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Failure, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 19:07

So, the NRA appears to have hipped itself up a bit and decided, disastrously, to use Danny McBride style Eastbound and Down satire to get its message across. Behold and cringe:

The best part is that it works in the exact opposite way.

Be A CIA Agent: Shoot Some Sh*t Up!

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Real America, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 10:07

CriminalJusticeDepartment.org is a site that is advertising on Facebook. Is it any surprise the police force attracts some of the types it does? I mean, look at that splash page! Christ.

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31. August 2010

Date Advice for Guys: Explain Her Mentrual Cycle to Her

Filed under: No No NO, Gaaaah!, Failure, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 15:17

Hey ladies, how turned on are you by this hypothetical date?

Yes, this is an actual ad from Stayfree. Here is another.

30. August 2010

Sonny Crocket Weaps

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Awesome, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 08:32

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This film will not meet my expectations.

24. August 2010

Joe the Plumber Loses Job to Jim the Election Guy

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Real America, Advertising — admin @ 11:01

Here is Michelle Bachmann’s first campaign ad. Looks like Joe the Plumber will need that unemployment extension after all as Jim the Election Guy has taken his job.

Is Jim bowlegged?

Ruben Studard, Germaphobe?

Filed under: Wisconsin, Ha Ha Ha, Essays, Advertising — admin @ 07:40

Seen in the Wisconsin Sate Fairgrounds Horse Barn.

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19. August 2010

Tom Emmer’s Gay Hate Dinner Party!

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 17:41

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My goodness, Bachmann, Pawlenty, Kline, Coleman and Paulsen? All for Tom Emmer?! It’s a Minnesota gay hate supper party! You can join them too at The Home of Marty & Anne Davis, 26310 Birch Bluff, Shorewood, MN

18. August 2010

MN GOP: No Uglies

Filed under: No No NO, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 08:03

Here is an ill advised video made posted by the Minnesota GOP.

The Minnesota GOP webmaster explained, “It wasn’t intended to be fair. It was intended to be funny.”

12. August 2010

Is too much of something too much?

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 06:55

The New York Daily News Editor’s Picks column finally destroys reality by folding in on itself, like an editorial MC Escher work. It asks the impossible, and then answers it!

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9. August 2010

The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen!

Filed under: Awesome, Real America, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 15:06

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Hello genius. This is an email from the Colorado gubernatorial race. Full text after the jump but this is the best part:

“The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen with a rubber comfort grip, perfect for studying in school or writing the next Great American Novel. Best of all, the user will be constantly reminded of the importance of intellectual honesty.”

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