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15. March 2010

His Middle Name is Zinov’yevna

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 11:46

Ron Paul’s son is named “Rand.”

The more you know.

13. March 2010

M.U.S.C.L.E.

Filed under: Awesome — admin @ 07:50

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We all really played with “Muscle Things” right? I mean, it’s not just a childhood fever dream or something, right?

12. March 2010

Get Dobbs Six Bottles of Those Boner Pills, Stat!

Filed under: Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 08:19

dobbs.pngIf Lou Dobbs has to impregnate all these white women himself he will, goddamnit. You call yourself patriotic Americans? Well, start fucking like it, Jesus Christ.

Related: WaPo report: “Minority births on track to outnumber white births.

11. March 2010

UW Madison does Google Fiber Ice Cream

Filed under: Awesome, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 14:33

babcoick.pngDane101 is reporting that Univ. of Wisconsin-Madison’s legendary Babcock Hall dairy operation will be creating a special “Google Fiber” flavored ice cream to attract Google’s Fiber Project to Madison.

The final version should be out in three or four weeks. Drop by!

10. March 2010

Your Brain on (the good) Drugs

Filed under: Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 21:36

They Talked About Fire Insurance

Filed under: Awesome — admin @ 07:34

9. March 2010

You Belong with Me: Gay Version

Filed under: Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 13:18

Made by University of Rochester-NY students. Indeed, the kids are going to be alright. 

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5. March 2010

Rock Out with Your Favre Out

Filed under: football, Wisconsin, I need a new tag, Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 15:25

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This charming lady is Laura Francese. Not only a Buffalo Bills cheerleader, she is also a bit of an avid outdoorswoman. And I don’t mean she likes camping in the back of the minivan in the parking lot at Lake George. No, Laura likes killing things that had parents (and presumedly, eating them). This includes deer, boars and fish. Yes, she shoots fish with fucking arrows! Here is her Biffalo Bills “Jills” cheerleader page. Her favorite color is pink and she “adores every animal.”

Here is her personal hunting page of her killing all those animals she adores.

And that’s all well and good. Nothing blows off steam after a season of having to cheer for Terrell Owens like shooting something through the spleen with a sharp rod. But what is this?!

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3. March 2010

Because I’m an Indian

Filed under: Awesome — admin @ 08:26

Sesame Street cannot be topped.

Earlier: Red Skin Cheer

2. March 2010

Game Over Man. Game. Over.

Filed under: Awesome, Failure — admin @ 20:26

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Gamer is this generation’s Johnny Mnemonic… 

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