Suicide Food Highway
Seen on Interstate 94 in somewhere between Madison and Minneapolis. Related: the excellent Suicide Food blog.

Seen on Interstate 94 in somewhere between Madison and Minneapolis. Related: the excellent Suicide Food blog.

Below, a Utah State Fair commercial created by the team behind Napoleon Dynamite that was rejected for being too much fun sexually suggestive for Utah.
The Badgers have a 6′5″ 307-pound guard who changes jerseys during the game to serve as a fullback. That’s right, a 307-lb fullback. Oh, fun!

Minneapolis, MN– Seven zombies and their attorney will be paid $165,000 under a settlement they have reach with the Minneapolis city attorney’s office… The protesting zombies were allegedly walking in a stiff, lurching motion, while carrying four bags of sound equipment that was projecting music from an iPod.
Will it be The Awl, Slate or Salon. Gooooooooo hometeam!

Left: Tough manly loner has unexpectedly unmanly butterfly tattoo. (Clooney, The American)
Right: Tough manly loner has unexpectedly unmanly butterfly tattoo. (McQueen, Papillon)
Also, after the jump, Clooney joins the pack of brooding back-tattooed actors (Penn, Liotta, Hawke)

Hello genius. This is an email from the Colorado gubernatorial race. Full text after the jump but this is the best part:
“The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen with a rubber comfort grip, perfect for studying in school or writing the next Great American Novel. Best of all, the user will be constantly reminded of the importance of intellectual honesty.”
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