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1. October 2010

Suicide Food Highway

Filed under: Wisconsin, Real America, Awesome, Advertising — admin @ 09:39

Seen on Interstate 94 in somewhere between Madison and Minneapolis. Related: the excellent Suicide Food blog.

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19. September 2010

Utah State Fair Commercials Too Fun For Utah State Fair

Filed under: Real America, Awesome, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 11:14

Below, a Utah State Fair commercial created by the team behind Napoleon Dynamite that was rejected for being too much fun sexually suggestive for Utah.

17. September 2010

Tractor Stunt Will Blow Minds, Maybe Tires

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin, Awesome, North Dakota — admin @ 09:57

11. September 2010

Ryan Groy’s Pancake House Menu: You

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, Wisconsin, Awesome — admin @ 10:46

The Badgers have a 6′5″ 307-pound guard who changes jerseys during the game to serve as a fullback. That’s right, a 307-lb fullback. Oh, fun!

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3. September 2010

Getting Together is Great

Filed under: Yummy, Awesome — admin @ 13:14

Always.

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30. August 2010

Sonny Crocket Weaps

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Awesome, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 08:32

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This film will not meet my expectations.

24. August 2010

Braiiiiiiiiinnnnnsssssss… and wrongful arrest

Filed under: Real America, Awesome, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 07:59

Minneapolis, MN– Seven zombies and their attorney will be paid $165,000 under a settlement they have reach with the Minneapolis city attorney’s office… The protesting zombies were allegedly walking in a stiff, lurching motion, while carrying four bags of sound equipment that was projecting music from an iPod.

22. August 2010

Who Will be the First to Meta-Enable NBC’s “Outsourced”

Filed under: Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 19:42

Will it be The Awl, Slate or Salon. Gooooooooo hometeam!

18. August 2010

This Thing is Like that Thing: Butterfly Tattoos Edition

Filed under: Awesome, this thing that thing, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 07:41

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Left: Tough manly loner has unexpectedly unmanly butterfly tattoo. (Clooney, The American)

Right: Tough manly loner has unexpectedly unmanly butterfly tattoo. (McQueen, Papillon)

Also, after the jump, Clooney joins the pack of brooding back-tattooed actors (Penn, Liotta, Hawke)

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9. August 2010

The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen!

Filed under: Awesome, Real America, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 15:06

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Hello genius. This is an email from the Colorado gubernatorial race. Full text after the jump but this is the best part:

“The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen with a rubber comfort grip, perfect for studying in school or writing the next Great American Novel. Best of all, the user will be constantly reminded of the importance of intellectual honesty.”

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