Date Advice for Guys: Explain Her Mentrual Cycle to Her
Hey ladies, how turned on are you by this hypothetical date?
Yes, this is an actual ad from Stayfree. Here is another.
31. August 2010
9. August 2010
The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen!
Hello genius. This is an email from the Colorado gubernatorial race. Full text after the jump but this is the best part:
“The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen with a rubber comfort grip, perfect for studying in school or writing the next Great American Novel. Best of all, the user will be constantly reminded of the importance of intellectual honesty.”
27. July 2010
Gawker Media Demonstrates How to Wring Every Pageview From a Story
Apple Product Placement: Legacy
And here is the Apple product placement in the upcoming Tron: Legacy. An old Mac.
Looks like Flynn upgraded. After the jump, its predacessor, the original Tron Apple Mac.
21. July 2010
But What Do Old Men Think About Old Spice Man?
For Esquire I visited a Wisconsin retirement community to hear the memories of men who’ve enjoyed Old Spice for decades. Read It
Hubba Hubba. Come to Dadddy
I rarely, rarely, go all soft in the knees about a manufactured “thing.” But this pre-War BMW concept bike that turned up not too long ago mothballed away in some “top people” Indiana-Jones warehouse. Just show me the way to the petition.
OOOOH, mama!
14. July 2010
2. July 2010
Does Voice’s Kamer have Something in his Mouth?
You can hear the steam escaping from the Bros Icing Bros engine. The website is gone. Smirnoff has taken action. The dream is dead.
With lines like “Bros Icing Bros? It involves Smirnoff Ice and humiliation, kind of like your third ‘real’ girlfriend,” Foster Kamer over at his new gig at the Village Voice has absolutely owned the Bros Icing Bros beat. Is he a fan? Doesn’t seem like it.
Kamer wrote that Bros Icing Bros was “the province of fratty assholes and the assholes who cynically patronize them.”
Interesting then that Kamer felt it necessary to protect some of those fratty assholes and their cynical patrons. (more…)
24. June 2010
Naked Rock Band Chick is the New Wii Fit Hottie
Remember the Wii Fit hottie video (9.6 million pageviews and counting)?
Well, after the jump, Naked Rock Band girl is the new hotness.
21. June 2010
Did Nike’s “Write the Future” Ad Curse its Stars?
Many of the stars (and teams) featured in the now iconic ad are slumping, tragically. See what we mean after the jump.
Didier Drogba sustained several injuries and was only able to join his Ivory Coast team several games into the tournament, where he scored, in a loss to Brazil. Drogba’s team will now have to score at least 8 goals against North Korea and hope for a Brazil win over Portugal or it goes home.
Captain Fabio Cannavaro’s former champion Team Italy is being called an embarrassment after its Algeria result and then drawing against New Zealand. (New Zealand!)