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Nutty Tarts makes “hairy panties” for… well, who knows. Check out their full product line.

Seen in Walgreens, Robbinsdale, MN

The Magnum Desert Eagle handgun’s unique, triangular-barreled profile makes it perfect for highly stylized film violence. In turn, this exposure, none of it paid for by the brand, is invaluable. Its (maybe phallic?) appearance also makes it the favorite for women’s heaving-bosoms heaving handguns roles. See all of Desert Eagle Friday.

This week: Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans

What will help a poor, neophyte mornign TV producer deal with big bad Harrison Ford in the upcoming weepy film Morning Glory? A Macbook of course.

(And an iMac, after the jump.)

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 ”I’m a Mac” guy Justin Long was last seen onscreen lined up with his his day job’s paycheck in the film Drag Me to Hell. Before that, Long and Mac paired up for Live Free or Die Hard. Meanwhile, Drew Barrymore and Mac shared screentime in He’s Just not that Into You.

Now, this August, Long and Barrymore will join with Apple product placement for the film Going the Distance.

By now eveyone knows about these preposterous (and kinda’ awesome) Huggies jeans diapers. Their awesomeness is in their limited edition-ness.

Well, of course the jiapers have a commercial and it’s so-so except for the tagline “The Coolest You’ll Look Pooping Your Pants” which certainly gave some copywriting a giant boner to submit.

Turns out ABC Family doesn’t want to carry the ad as it “objected to screen text at the end of the spot that included the word ‘pooping,’” It’s curious that ABC would be worried about a commercial suggesting less than up-and-up behavior when the network’s own internal ads have, you know, shown elves cutting out naked women.

Congratulations prank commercial makers, this is the greatest, most American thing ever put on YouTube.