Abram Sauer Online

I reviewed the Predators sequel at The Awl. Read It. In honor of the essay’s Predators 2 Desert Eagle mention, Danny Glover pops a cap after the jump.

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The Magnum Desert Eagle handgun’s unique, triangular-barreled profile makes it perfect for highly stylized film violence. In turn, this exposure, none of it paid for by the brand, is invaluable. Its (maybe phallic?) appearance also makes it the favorite for women’s heaving-bosoms heaving handguns roles. See all of Desert Eagle Friday.

This week: Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans

Its another Desert Eagle Friday! This week, the gun makes the poster for the gritty Italian gangland film Gamorrah. Just how poor, destitute Italian slum gangsters can get their hands on $2,500 is anyone’s guess. But they sure look stylish.

The Magnum Desert Eagle handgun’s unique, triangular-barreled profile makes it perfect for highly stylized film violence. In turn, this exposure, none of it paid for by the brand, is invaluable. Its (maybe phallic?) appearance also makes it the favorite for heaving-bosoms heaving handguns roles.

This week: 2010’s The Losers

What does Gilbert Arenas have in common with Demi Moore, Goldmember and the slimy little guy from Crank 2?

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The Magnum Desert Eagle handgun’s unique, triangular-barreled profile makes it perfect for highly stylized film violence. In turn, this exposure, none of it paid for by the brand, is invaluable. Its (maybe phallic?) appearance also makes it the favorite for heaving-bosoms heaving handguns roles. (Read my interview with Desert Eagle founder and CEO Jim Skildum. The brand also won 2008’s Product Placement Awards Lifetime Achievement Honor).

Each Friday I will try to feature a new Desert Eagle scene.

This week, a classic, Universal Soldier.

The Magnum Desert Eagle handgun’s unique, triangular-barreled profile makes it perfect for highly stylized film violence. In turn, this exposure, none of it paid for by the brand, is invaluable. Its (maybe phallic?) appearance also makes it the favorite for heaving-bosoms heaving handguns roles. (Read my interview with Desert Eagle founder and CEO Jim Skildum. The brand also won 2008’s Product Placement Awards Lifetime Achievement Honor).

Each Friday I will try to feature a new Desert Eagle scene.

This week, Cliffhanger.

The Magnum Desert Eagle handgun’s unique, triangular-barreled profile makes it perfect for highly stylized film violence. In turn, this exposure, none of it paid for by the brand, is invaluable. Its (maybe phallic?) appearance also makes it the favorite for heaving-bosoms heaving handguns roles. (Read my interview with Desert Eagle founder and CEO Jim Skildum. The brand also won 2008’s Product Placement Awards Lifetime Achievement Honor).

Each Friday I will try to feature a new Desert Eagle scene.

This week, The Rundown.

The Magnum Desert Eagle handgun’s unique, triangular-barreled profile makes it perfect for highly stylized film violence. In turn, this exposure, none of it paid for by the brand, is invaluable. Its (maybe phallic?) appearance also makes it the favorite for heaving-bosoms heaving handguns roles. (Read my interview with Desert Eagle founder and CEO Jim Skildum. The brand also won 2008’s Product Placement Awards Lifetime Achievement Honor).

Each Friday I will try to feature a new Desert Eagle scene.

This week, Funny People, a movie I’ve picked on now several times. Here the monstrous hand canon appears on the poster of one of the character’s fictional films.

Of course, were it a real film this would find itself in the Desert Eagle film poster gallery.  And, worth noting, it’s not the first time comedian Adam Sandler has been seen on Desert Eagle Friday.

The Magnum Desert Eagle handgun’s unique, triangular-barreled profile makes it perfect for highly stylized film violence. In turn, this exposure, none of it paid for by the brand, is invaluable. Its (maybe phallic?) appearance also makes it the favorite for heaving-bosoms heaving handguns roles. (Read my interview with Desert Eagle founder and CEO Jim Skildum. The brand also won 2008’s Product Placement Awards Lifetime Achievement Honor).

On Fridays I will try to feature a new Desert Eagle scene.

This week, Replacement Killers.