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3. September 2010

Glenn Beck Fans Probably Failed GRE Quantitative Comparison Section

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Real America, Elsewhere — admin @ 10:48

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Yeah, Al Clark, it does make you think. So 9/11 and Hiroshima are the same thing? Shintofascism bombed Pearl Harbor? The scary part of this is that there are a lot of people out there who are this good with Photoshop and yet are unquestioning Beck fans. The danger posed in that combination cannot be overstated.

30. August 2010

How does France-hating GOP feel about GOP France?

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 16:27

screen-shot-2010-08-25-at-91106-pm.pngThe GOP France. Ironically awesome.

If you speak French it is probably three times as funny.

Sonny Crocket Weaps

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Awesome, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 08:32

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This film will not meet my expectations.

24. August 2010

Braiiiiiiiiinnnnnsssssss… and wrongful arrest

Filed under: Real America, Awesome, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 07:59

Minneapolis, MN– Seven zombies and their attorney will be paid $165,000 under a settlement they have reach with the Minneapolis city attorney’s office… The protesting zombies were allegedly walking in a stiff, lurching motion, while carrying four bags of sound equipment that was projecting music from an iPod.

22. August 2010

Who Will be the First to Meta-Enable NBC’s “Outsourced”

Filed under: Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 19:42

Will it be The Awl, Slate or Salon. Gooooooooo hometeam!

19. August 2010

Tom Emmer’s Gay Hate Dinner Party!

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 17:41

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My goodness, Bachmann, Pawlenty, Kline, Coleman and Paulsen? All for Tom Emmer?! It’s a Minnesota gay hate supper party! You can join them too at The Home of Marty & Anne Davis, 26310 Birch Bluff, Shorewood, MN

18. August 2010

MN GOP: No Uglies

Filed under: No No NO, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 08:03

Here is an ill advised video made posted by the Minnesota GOP.

The Minnesota GOP webmaster explained, “It wasn’t intended to be fair. It was intended to be funny.”

12. August 2010

Is too much of something too much?

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 06:55

The New York Daily News Editor’s Picks column finally destroys reality by folding in on itself, like an editorial MC Escher work. It asks the impossible, and then answers it!

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9. August 2010

The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen!

Filed under: Awesome, Real America, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 15:06

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Hello genius. This is an email from the Colorado gubernatorial race. Full text after the jump but this is the best part:

“The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen with a rubber comfort grip, perfect for studying in school or writing the next Great American Novel. Best of all, the user will be constantly reminded of the importance of intellectual honesty.”

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Tom Emmer’s Favorite Rocker Bradlee Dean On Prop 8

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Real America, Elsewhere — admin @ 12:27

Bradlee Dean of the You Can Run But You Can’t Hide “ministry,” supported by both Michelle Bachman’s and Tom Emmer, the recipient of Target’s backing for Minnesota governor, has issued a statement on Prop . Impeach the judge! Email below:

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And after the jump, audio of Mr. Dean’s comments about how calling for the execution of American homosexuals is upholding the laws in the bible, a call that makes them “more moral.” (more…)

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