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10. March 2010

Your Brain on (the good) Drugs

Filed under: Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 21:36

So, Everything in Haiti Worked Out… Right?

Filed under: No No NO, Failure, Elsewhere — admin @ 17:47

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It seems the media gave up on the Haiti story with even greater swiftness than anticipated.

Plus, the troops are already pulling the fuck out of there! Shock and Awe! SHOCK! AND! AWE!

Gawker Discovers the new Frugality

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Great! Now I have a Gawker Tag, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 12:31

Yes. Yes that is an ad on Gawker for Old Navy clothing.

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9. March 2010

You Belong with Me: Gay Version

Filed under: Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 13:18

Made by University of Rochester-NY students. Indeed, the kids are going to be alright. 

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8. March 2010

Outlaw Chairs and Only Outlaws will Have Chairs

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Real America, Elsewhere, North Dakota — admin @ 12:45

 Who needs concealed carry handguns when we have chairs? From the Grand Forks Herald: “Former officer opens fire in crowded bar

“The gunman entered Jim’s Sports Club Bar and Grill through a back door Saturday night and started shooting at a table of patrons, which included his ex-wife… a bystander smashed a wooden chair over the gunman’s head, knocking him unconscious. “

Earlier: The Gunmen Among Us

7. March 2010

A Crowd that’s Never Seen “Rent”

Filed under: No No NO, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, North Dakota — admin @ 11:02

Over at Say Anything Blog “North Dakota’s Most Popular Political Blog™” it appears they’re featuring content from past years. Like this 1991 debate about gays, AIDS and blood donation.

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Oh wait, what’s that? This is a debate from two days ago? Oh my. Good to see rationality and factual information have finally started making it to North Dakota.

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I have simply no idea why so much of the nation thinks about the wonderful Peace Garden State as an intellectual backwater full of hypocrisy about free living and individual rights.

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5. March 2010

Rock Out with Your Favre Out

Filed under: football, Wisconsin, I need a new tag, Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 15:25

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This charming lady is Laura Francese. Not only a Buffalo Bills cheerleader, she is also a bit of an avid outdoorswoman. And I don’t mean she likes camping in the back of the minivan in the parking lot at Lake George. No, Laura likes killing things that had parents (and presumedly, eating them). This includes deer, boars and fish. Yes, she shoots fish with fucking arrows! Here is her Biffalo Bills “Jills” cheerleader page. Her favorite color is pink and she “adores every animal.”

Here is her personal hunting page of her killing all those animals she adores.

And that’s all well and good. Nothing blows off steam after a season of having to cheer for Terrell Owens like shooting something through the spleen with a sharp rod. But what is this?!

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1. March 2010

Dying Nudie Mag Specializing in Fake Nudity Sued Back to its Former Glory By Dead Athlete Specializing in Fake Athletics

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Elsewhere — admin @ 20:39

He later sold stills from the video to Hustler, a men’s magazine founded by Larry Flynt that publishes racy material.

This Thing is Like That Thing: Sexing up the Console Edition

Filed under: Tricky, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 16:10

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Left: Pantlessness helps sell Xbox (via Copyranter)

Right: Pantslessness helps sell Wii. (original)

CSI: The Internet

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 09:11

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An Inside Jokes tag is not forthcoming.

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