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8. October 2010

Tom Pawlenty PAC Hosts ‘Republican Idol’

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“Being a characteristically tight Minnesotan, outgoing Governor Tim Pawlenty’s Freedom First PAC doesn’t just spend its money all over town.  Oh No.  It wants some value for its bum dollar.

If you are a struggling Republican candidate dreaming about Pawlenty’s gravy pipe of corporate dough — Atria, Qwest, AT&T, Comcast, BNSF, Boeing, even Target! — the governor wants you to motivate your followers into going to the Freedom First website to vote.”

Read my piece for Secrets of the City.

UW-Madison Republicans Still Classy After All These Years

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin, No No NO, Real America, Failure — admin @ 08:32

So, walking toward the over-hyped Obama rally on the UW-Madison campus, the below was seen in the luxury high-rise student housing condo monstrosity which now stands where the old Square Four once sprawled. There appeared to be a deck party… and they had a banner.

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Yes, this is University of Wisconsin-Madison. Yes, that UW-Madison. Maybe Leo Burt is making his way back to campus to do it right this time? Hardly new, this kind of right wing jackassery does have a precedent at Madison (after the jump.) (more…)

7. October 2010

“Friends of Scott Walker” Pretending to have Morgan Freeman’s Endorsement (UPDATE with Clean Video)

Filed under: Wisconsin, Failure, Advertising — admin @ 05:39

In the Wisconsin governor’s race, “Friends of Scott Walker” are running an ad against Democratic candidate Tom Barrett focusing on Barrett’s record on sewage. But the ad is either voiced by actor Morgan Freeman or they are using a Morgan Freeman impersonator. I’m clearly not the only one who noticed this.

The ad is nowhere to be found online and “Friends of Scott Walker” could be anyone. Developing. Wisconsin Hero Grant manages to catch the video. Quality is lacking but here it is. Also, better audio at The Awl. Clean copy below.

5. October 2010

Sarah Palin has a Halloween Costume

Filed under: Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Halloween — admin @ 15:01

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29. September 2010

No Wonder the Fim “Machete” Couldn’t “Get It Out of the Scabbard”

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Failure, Brandcameo, North Dakota — admin @ 07:33

I wanted to love Machete as much as the next guy the few people this film was target at. But logically it suffered. For example, look at Machete’s to chest-strapped machete knives below. How exactly are those thicker-at-the-top knives supped to be unsheathed?

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Maybe there are buttons under the leather in a closer up view.

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24. September 2010

You Realize Why All the Women Here are Lesbians

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, Wisconsin, Failure, Elsewhere — admin @ 11:34

19. September 2010

BP Crew Getting Prime Rib Because Fish Are All Dead

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Failure, Branding — admin @ 11:10

BP enginner on what the crew plans to do once the well survives the final pressure test:

“We’re going to have a good meal together — prime rib.”

It’s a lot to expect your engineers to be a little PR savvy, but, come on guys… you couldn’t maybe say you were going for, like, shrimp or yellowfin. Do you know how good yellowfin is?!

17. September 2010

Heineken: Women are Prey

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Failure, Advertising — admin @ 08:36

Here is a Heineken ad, now in heavy rotation, that outright calls women “prey.” Stay classy, Heineken.

10. September 2010

Nothing Says High Class Like Copyright Infringement

Filed under: Failure, No No NO, Elsewhere, Advertising, Branding, Product Placement — admin @ 19:48

Oh yeah, let’s double down on the rich people movie associations.

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2. September 2010

NRA’s Danny McBride Spoof “Misfires”

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Failure, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 19:07

So, the NRA appears to have hipped itself up a bit and decided, disastrously, to use Danny McBride style Eastbound and Down satire to get its message across. Behold and cringe:

The best part is that it works in the exact opposite way.

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