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11. August 2010

Why does NBC hate Football?

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, No No NO, Failure — admin @ 17:41

Did NBC do this last year? Those down and yard marker ice cream coned with a scoop of the offensive team’s logo in them? Worst, they don’t even come off the screen once the play starts. Did NBC receive a bunch of letters from viewers complaining about not having enough childish garbage on the field during game play? Look at the below, is there really a need for more graphic design vomit on the field? Is Sunday Night Football for Idiots now? Please stop this.

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Another image after the jump. (more…)

17. July 2010

“Two plays later, Gibraltar quarterback Tom Sawyer was picked off.”

Filed under: football, Wisconsin, Awesome, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 21:28

That is an actual sentence from the report on today’s Wisconsin Football Coaches Association All-Star Game.

13. July 2010

4 Days 4 Favre

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, Wisconsin — admin @ 21:02

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“4 Friends, 4 Days, 4 Favre! 4 Members of the Viking World Order, traveling from Minneapolis, MN to Hattiesburg, MS.”
4 Days 4 Favre

6. July 2010

CBS Sports to World: “We Let You Win at Soccer.”

Filed under: football, Gaaaah!, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, Essays — admin @ 15:55

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Here is CBS Sports turning a column over to an insane person named Gregg Doyel. Gregg is the most American American of all America. In an actual (not The Onion) column at CBS-fucking-Sports, Gregg argues that the US allows other teams to be better at soccer:

“In some ways, it’s sort of embarrassing for those other countries. After all these years, decades, centuries, they still haven’t diversified athletically. Their grandfathers played soccer. Their grandsons will play soccer. The world changes everywhere else — cars, clothes, technology — but overseas, the sport stays the same. Soccer is all they do. Meanwhile, we moved on. We invented basketball. We invented baseball. We invented American football. If it’s a team sport, we either made it or we perfected it. All but soccer, anyway.”

24. June 2010

Fagbaiting

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, No No NO, Great! Now I have a Gawker Tag — admin @ 12:04

screen-shot-2010-06-24-at-125952-pm.pngHere is Deadspin, liberally and sincerely using the term “fagbait.”

Discuss.

23. June 2010

Hands of God Only Follow Each Other

Filed under: football, Twitter is a Force for Evil, Awesome, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 13:01

Team Argentina’s coach and top star, Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi (respectively) have anemic Twitter accounts. The adorable part? The only Twitter feeds each follows beside WorldCup2010 is the other’s.

Aw.

21. June 2010

Did Nike’s “Write the Future” Ad Curse its Stars?

Filed under: brandchannel, football, Failure, Elsewhere, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 18:20

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Many of the stars (and teams) featured in the now iconic ad are slumping, tragically. See what we mean after the jump.

Didier Drogba sustained several injuries and was only able to join his Ivory Coast team several games into the tournament, where he scored, in a loss to Brazil. Drogba’s team will now have to score at least 8 goals against North Korea and hope for a Brazil win over Portugal or it goes home.

Captain Fabio Cannavaro’s former champion Team Italy is being called an embarrassment after its Algeria result and then drawing against New Zealand. (New Zealand!)

Read ALL at Brandchannel.

Sexiest Gallery Babes Fotogallery World Cup Fans Las Chicas del Mundial Hotties Contest [SLIDESHOW of other SLIDESHOWS]

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, Failure, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 10:05

No joke, that below is a Life Magazine “Sexy World Cup Fans” slideshow. The chase for page-views has officially become tragic.

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Related @ The Awl: Sexiest Gallery Babes Fotogallery World Cup Fans Las Chicas del Mundial Hotties Contest [SLIDESHOW of other SLIDESHOWS]

18. June 2010

This Thing is Like That Thing: Losers Jersies Edition

Filed under: football, this thing that thing, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 08:36

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Left: Slovenia

Right: Charlie Brown

17. June 2010

World Cup Service Journalism: USA vs. Slovenia

Filed under: football, Real America, Elsewhere — admin @ 19:19

Friday at 9:00 AM the team USA will play against Slovenia in the World Cup.

For Americans, here is Slovenia:

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