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3. September 2010

Glenn Beck Fans Probably Failed GRE Quantitative Comparison Section

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Real America, Elsewhere — admin @ 10:48

From the one-n non-official Glen Beck fan page. beck-facebook.png

Yeah, Al Clark, it does make you think. So 9/11 and Hiroshima are the same thing? Shintofascism bombed Pearl Harbor? The scary part of this is that there are a lot of people out there who are this good with Photoshop and yet are unquestioning Beck fans. The danger posed in that combination cannot be overstated.

2. September 2010

NRA’s Danny McBride Spoof “Misfires”

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Failure, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 19:07

So, the NRA appears to have hipped itself up a bit and decided, disastrously, to use Danny McBride style Eastbound and Down satire to get its message across. Behold and cringe:

The best part is that it works in the exact opposite way.

Be A CIA Agent: Shoot Some Sh*t Up!

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Real America, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 10:07

CriminalJusticeDepartment.org is a site that is advertising on Facebook. Is it any surprise the police force attracts some of the types it does? I mean, look at that splash page! Christ.

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31. August 2010

Date Advice for Guys: Explain Her Mentrual Cycle to Her

Filed under: No No NO, Gaaaah!, Failure, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 15:17

Hey ladies, how turned on are you by this hypothetical date?

Yes, this is an actual ad from Stayfree. Here is another.

30. August 2010

How does France-hating GOP feel about GOP France?

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 16:27

screen-shot-2010-08-25-at-91106-pm.pngThe GOP France. Ironically awesome.

If you speak French it is probably three times as funny.

Sonny Crocket Weaps

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Awesome, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 08:32

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This film will not meet my expectations.

24. August 2010

Joe the Plumber Loses Job to Jim the Election Guy

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Real America, Advertising — admin @ 11:01

Here is Michelle Bachmann’s first campaign ad. Looks like Joe the Plumber will need that unemployment extension after all as Jim the Election Guy has taken his job.

Is Jim bowlegged?

19. August 2010

Tom Emmer’s Gay Hate Dinner Party!

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 17:41

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My goodness, Bachmann, Pawlenty, Kline, Coleman and Paulsen? All for Tom Emmer?! It’s a Minnesota gay hate supper party! You can join them too at The Home of Marty & Anne Davis, 26310 Birch Bluff, Shorewood, MN

12. August 2010

Is too much of something too much?

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 06:55

The New York Daily News Editor’s Picks column finally destroys reality by folding in on itself, like an editorial MC Escher work. It asks the impossible, and then answers it!

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11. August 2010

Why does NBC hate Football?

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, No No NO, Failure — admin @ 17:41

Did NBC do this last year? Those down and yard marker ice cream coned with a scoop of the offensive team’s logo in them? Worst, they don’t even come off the screen once the play starts. Did NBC receive a bunch of letters from viewers complaining about not having enough childish garbage on the field during game play? Look at the below, is there really a need for more graphic design vomit on the field? Is Sunday Night Football for Idiots now? Please stop this.

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Another image after the jump. (more…)

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