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11. December 2010

“I’ll Bring Death, to the Place You’re about to Be.”

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Real America, Awesome, Advertising — admin @ 18:15

9. December 2010

Milwaukee Art Museum Stars in Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Holiday Ad

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin, brandchannel, Advertising — admin @ 10:54

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An interview I did with one half of the Michael Bay team that shot the latest Victoria’s Secret 2010 holiday commercial revealed to me that part of the commercial was shot in the architecturally-heralded Milwaukee Art Museum. A photo from the production and the commercial, after the jump.

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2. December 2010

Are You A Poor-aholic? No. No you are not.

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Failure — admin @ 09:12
“You may have a disease—a compulsive addiction to low-paying work.”

This is an actual thing. Written by an actual reporter.

22. November 2010

Deadspin Notes Pervert’s “Peephole Question” Re: Erin Andrews While Using Screeshot of Andrews Peephole Video

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Great! Now I have a Gawker Tag, Failure, Elsewhere — admin @ 14:06

What a difference a year makes:

“CBS Discusses “Serious Violation” Of Erin Andrews’ Privacy By Airing Video In Which Her Privacy Is Violated”

– July 21, 2009; Deadspin

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– November 22, 2010; Deadspin

19. November 2010

Russell Crowe Poster Designers Not Even Trying Anymore

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 09:22

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4. November 2010

Victorious Candidiate Begings Hard Work of Governing by Firing Opponent

Filed under: No No NO, Gaaaah!, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, North Dakota — admin @ 15:46

The Grand Forks Herald headline says it all: “Walsh County sheriff wins re-election, fires opponent.” Of the many great passages of the article about the firing of the 19-year veteran, this is maybe the best:

“Wild said he consulted with the state’s attorney and a human resources official before firing Nord.”

27. October 2010

GOP Green Stands for Money, not Earth

A trend in Wisconsin is far right tea party conservatives eschewing the traditional (patriotic?) red and stars for a green that suggests they are somehow progressive or, even more laughable, a friend of the environment. (Ron Johnson suggests that sun spots cause global warming.)

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Worst Costume Awards: His and Hers

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Failure, Halloween — admin @ 11:45

And here are the worst his and hers costumes for Halloween 2010. If you find yourself wearing either of these (”one-eyed monster” / Twix bar), congratulations, you are a terrible human being. At least subtle racism, misguided politics, and outright bigotry prove that you care, at least a little, about the holiday. Unlike the below two people of whom one has to ask, “Why even bother?”

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26. October 2010

Why Even Bother with “Native American?”

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Failure, Halloween — admin @ 16:36

Bravo for using the respectful “Native American” instead of “Indian”…  I suppose.

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23. October 2010

“Uff Da”: Tim Pawlenty Welcomes Obama to Minnesota with “Minnesota Nice” Comedy Routine

Tim T-Paw Pawlenty, outgoing governor of Minnesota and GOP Presidential hopeful, found an old local news report background in a dumpster and decided to record a message for Obama’s visit to the People’s Republic of University of Minnesota. I cannot decide what my favorite part is, where the governor criticizes Obama for spending money, including the $2 billion in stimulus Minnesota gladly accepted or the “Minnesota Nice” passive aggression at the end.  What’s yours?!

Ladies and gentlemen, Tim will be here all week. Try the veal and remember to tip your waitresses.

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