Abram Sauer Online

30. July 2010

“It didn’t take long for police to catch up to the 19 year-old…”

Filed under: Wisconsin, Real America, Failure, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 13:16

A Wisconsin teenager was arrested for stealing a motorized shopping cart after deciding he was too drunk to ride his bike home.” You bet your ass there’s video.

29. July 2010

Trending: CONFUSION

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Real America, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 18:59

Cheesecake Factory is “trending?”   America, we need to talk.

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26. July 2010

An interview with Abe Sauer

Filed under: Real America, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Admin — admin @ 09:22

A talk with Taylor Carick, proprietor of the great Minnesota blog Crazyinternetbeatz.com.

“What does diversity really mean anyway? Diversity means a whole bunch
of things that are neither one extreme or another. So, it means
“average.” Now, you tell me, who wants to be average? Not North Dakotan
children. The book has a section on film, painting by numbers, beat
sugar manufacturing and the filthy, depraved art of square dancing.”

Read It

25. July 2010

Sicha Morphing into Hemingway

Filed under: Awesome, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 09:42

Below, the second detail proving Awl editor Choire Sicha is becoming Ernest Hemingway.

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23. July 2010

The Media T-Shirt Project T-Shirt Project

Filed under: Tricky, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 06:16

Humble suggestion for the Village Voice project.


Make custom t-shirts at CustomInk.com

Earlier: This. 

21. July 2010

SHARKTAPUS!

Filed under: I need a new tag, Gaaaah!, Awesome, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 11:08

SyFy, stand-alone justification for shelling out for cable?

20. July 2010

This Thing is Like that Thing: Salt Edition

Filed under: this thing that thing, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 05:46

Answers the question.

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19. July 2010

Pull-Quote of the Year

Filed under: Awesome, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 07:22

Did the interviewer use a digital recorder or one of the old mini-tape machines to get that endorsement?

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17. July 2010

“Two plays later, Gibraltar quarterback Tom Sawyer was picked off.”

Filed under: football, Wisconsin, Awesome, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 21:28

That is an actual sentence from the report on today’s Wisconsin Football Coaches Association All-Star Game.

8. July 2010

But Do They Have Pipe Snakes?

Filed under: Wisconsin, Awesome, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 08:19

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