So I’ve already come up with my costume for this October: Carl Fredrickson from Up
How to: Tweed suit. Bowtie.Chunky, square glasses. Attach garden hose end to small dollhouse and float that with six to eight helium balloons. Walker with tennis balls on the feet. Walk around and look grumpy.
Bonus Details: Sidekick Russell (could be your girlfriend?). Dog (lighted collar a must).
A month ago over at The Awl I wrote a piece about great Halloween costumes with hints:
Kuato
The Kuato costume can be done by anyone; but for those with an very young infant this has great potential.
Keys: Get a fake bare upper body/torso costume (like this one) or simply a skin-colored body leotard. Cut a hole in the chest area. Place your infant in his/her BabyBjorn/carrier, allowing only the baby’s head and arms to come out of the chest. Put a bald cap on the baby. Don a military surplus jacket. Make zombie face.
Bonus: Bad haircut. Smear the baby with Vaseline. Get your wife/baby mama/significant other to dress as the three-breasted prostitute (NSFW). Teach the baby to say, “Quuaaaaiiiddddd. Quuuaaaiiiiddddd.”
Well, imagine my surprise when I saw the costumes on the Halloween-themed Attack of the Show:
This year’s most bigoted, misogynistic, racist costumes. All available from legitimate retailers. Including Amazon.com.
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