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27. July 2010

Running Scared: You’re Doing it Wrong

Filed under: I need a new tag, No No NO, Failure, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 12:30

Jesus, one would think Village Voice’s Foster Kamer would have gotten better answers from Old Spice ad agency W+K after he did their PR person the favor of removing the post about that embarrassing W+K Bros Icing Bros memo.

Doesn’t W+K owe him an explanation of the pants thing?

21. July 2010

SHARKTAPUS!

Filed under: I need a new tag, Gaaaah!, Awesome, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 11:08

SyFy, stand-alone justification for shelling out for cable?

13. July 2010

“Predators”: Robert Rodriguez’s Bulls**t Psyche Job

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I reviewed the Predators sequel at The Awl. Read It. In honor of the essay’s Predators 2 Desert Eagle mention, Danny Glover pops a cap after the jump.

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25. June 2010

You Can’t Kill AIDS

Filed under: Gaaaah!, I need a new tag, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 09:10

There are no words….

27. May 2010

A Missing Scene from the ‘Lost’ Finale

Filed under: Gaaaah!, I need a new tag — admin @ 22:24

Good lord. I mean… I mean…. what’s there to say about this Tweet? I’m at a loss.

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27. April 2010

And one of you… will be (hanging) out

Filed under: Gaaaah!, I need a new tag, No No NO, Elsewhere — admin @ 11:55

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This thing explained after the jump:

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1. April 2010

Palin Not Wrong About Duffy

Filed under: Wisconsin, I need a new tag, Real America, Awesome — admin @ 14:37

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I do believe this Sean Duffy fellow has a future in Wisconsin politics.

Earlier: Sean Duffy Obamacare

28. March 2010

Did You Know Brits are Doing Their “American-style” Election thing Soon?

Filed under: I need a new tag, Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 14:10

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5. March 2010

Rock Out with Your Favre Out

Filed under: football, Wisconsin, I need a new tag, Awesome, Elsewhere — admin @ 15:25

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This charming lady is Laura Francese. Not only a Buffalo Bills cheerleader, she is also a bit of an avid outdoorswoman. And I don’t mean she likes camping in the back of the minivan in the parking lot at Lake George. No, Laura likes killing things that had parents (and presumedly, eating them). This includes deer, boars and fish. Yes, she shoots fish with fucking arrows! Here is her Biffalo Bills “Jills” cheerleader page. Her favorite color is pink and she “adores every animal.”

Here is her personal hunting page of her killing all those animals she adores.

And that’s all well and good. Nothing blows off steam after a season of having to cheer for Terrell Owens like shooting something through the spleen with a sharp rod. But what is this?!

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10. January 2010

I Read it for the Sustainability

Filed under: I need a new tag, Tricky, Branding — admin @ 11:26

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The Title Nine catalog is the pointy-headed limousine liberal’s Victoria Secret catalog.

Discuss.

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