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3. September 2010

Glenn Beck Fans Probably Failed GRE Quantitative Comparison Section

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Real America, Elsewhere — admin @ 10:48

From the one-n non-official Glen Beck fan page. beck-facebook.png

Yeah, Al Clark, it does make you think. So 9/11 and Hiroshima are the same thing? Shintofascism bombed Pearl Harbor? The scary part of this is that there are a lot of people out there who are this good with Photoshop and yet are unquestioning Beck fans. The danger posed in that combination cannot be overstated.

2. September 2010

Be A CIA Agent: Shoot Some Sh*t Up!

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Real America, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 10:07

CriminalJusticeDepartment.org is a site that is advertising on Facebook. Is it any surprise the police force attracts some of the types it does? I mean, look at that splash page! Christ.

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31. August 2010

Date Advice for Guys: Explain Her Mentrual Cycle to Her

Filed under: No No NO, Gaaaah!, Failure, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 15:17

Hey ladies, how turned on are you by this hypothetical date?

Yes, this is an actual ad from Stayfree. Here is another.

18. August 2010

MN GOP: No Uglies

Filed under: No No NO, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 08:03

Here is an ill advised video made posted by the Minnesota GOP.

The Minnesota GOP webmaster explained, “It wasn’t intended to be fair. It was intended to be funny.”

11. August 2010

Why does NBC hate Football?

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, No No NO, Failure — admin @ 17:41

Did NBC do this last year? Those down and yard marker ice cream coned with a scoop of the offensive team’s logo in them? Worst, they don’t even come off the screen once the play starts. Did NBC receive a bunch of letters from viewers complaining about not having enough childish garbage on the field during game play? Look at the below, is there really a need for more graphic design vomit on the field? Is Sunday Night Football for Idiots now? Please stop this.

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Another image after the jump. (more…)

10. August 2010

Like Cancer, But Without the Jokes

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Real America — admin @ 19:50

6. August 2010

Oil Spill Horror: No the Other One

Filed under: No No NO, Elsewhere — admin @ 09:35

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China Smack has a collection of photos of an oil clean up worker in Dalian, China drowning in the spill. It’s shocking and disturbing and everything one would expect.

5. August 2010

Book Proves Several Stereotype about Artists Correct

Filed under: Gaaaah!, No No NO, Real America, Elsewhere — admin @ 13:54

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Here is a book titled “The Ruins of Detroit.” It features photos of Detroit as it “has suffered economically worse than any other of the major American cities and its rampant urban decay is now glaringly apparent during this current recession.”

It costs $125.

30. July 2010

Wisconsin Fetus Lawsuit a Dangerous Precedent

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin, No No NO, Real America — admin @ 13:24

Wisconsin is allowing a lawsuit to go forward that argues a woman has a legal duty to a fetus. (more…)

27. July 2010

Running Scared: You’re Doing it Wrong

Filed under: I need a new tag, No No NO, Failure, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 12:30

Jesus, one would think Village Voice’s Foster Kamer would have gotten better answers from Old Spice ad agency W+K after he did their PR person the favor of removing the post about that embarrassing W+K Bros Icing Bros memo.

Doesn’t W+K owe him an explanation of the pants thing?

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