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China Smack has a collection of photos of an oil clean up worker in Dalian, China drowning in the spill. It’s shocking and disturbing and everything one would expect.

Here is a book titled “The Ruins of Detroit.” It features photos of Detroit as it “has suffered economically worse than any other of the major American cities and its rampant urban decay is now glaringly apparent during this current recession.”

It costs $125.

Wisconsin is allowing a lawsuit to go forward that argues a woman has a legal duty to a fetus. (more…)

Jesus, one would think Village Voice’s Foster Kamer would have gotten better answers from Old Spice ad agency W+K after he did their PR person the favor of removing the post about that embarrassing W+K Bros Icing Bros memo.

Doesn’t W+K owe him an explanation of the pants thing?

Enzyte too lame for you? Well,  Semenax™ is a product that promises you will:

* Shoot off MASSIVE loads of cum every time you ejaculate!

* Fill your partner to OVERFLOWING…

* Enjoy BIGGER, STRONGER orgasms with giants loads of semen!

* Enjoy the reputation of being “potent” with HUGE ejaculations!

But don’t take the copywriter’s word for it, SCIENCE!:

After the jump, one of the product’s fetching  banner ads. (likely NSFW).

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“The Wisconsin Supreme Court is set to rule on whether the prison sentence of a convicted cocaine dealer was properly vacated after a judge called the man’s girlfriend a ‘baby mama.‘”

Happy 4th of July from The Awl: Read It

Sigh. Stephen, if prison rape jokes won Emmy and Peabody awards, we’d be honoring Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia every year. We are not. There is a reason for that.

Here is Deadspin, liberally and sincerely using the term “fagbait.”

Discuss.