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4. November 2010

Victorious Candidiate Begings Hard Work of Governing by Firing Opponent

Filed under: No No NO, Gaaaah!, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, North Dakota — admin @ 15:46

The Grand Forks Herald headline says it all: “Walsh County sheriff wins re-election, fires opponent.” Of the many great passages of the article about the firing of the 19-year veteran, this is maybe the best:

“Wild said he consulted with the state’s attorney and a human resources official before firing Nord.”

2. November 2010

Ron Johnson Endorses Abe Sauer

Filed under: Real America, Wisconsin, Awesome, Elsewhere, Essays, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 09:39

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It’s voting day! Yes, that is Ron Johnson and me at Lambeau Field. To read more about our deep friendship go to Esquire or to The Awl.

27. October 2010

GOP Green Stands for Money, not Earth

A trend in Wisconsin is far right tea party conservatives eschewing the traditional (patriotic?) red and stars for a green that suggests they are somehow progressive or, even more laughable, a friend of the environment. (Ron Johnson suggests that sun spots cause global warming.)

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23. October 2010

“Uff Da”: Tim Pawlenty Welcomes Obama to Minnesota with “Minnesota Nice” Comedy Routine

Tim T-Paw Pawlenty, outgoing governor of Minnesota and GOP Presidential hopeful, found an old local news report background in a dumpster and decided to record a message for Obama’s visit to the People’s Republic of University of Minnesota. I cannot decide what my favorite part is, where the governor criticizes Obama for spending money, including the $2 billion in stimulus Minnesota gladly accepted or the “Minnesota Nice” passive aggression at the end.  What’s yours?!

Ladies and gentlemen, Tim will be here all week. Try the veal and remember to tip your waitresses.

21. October 2010

Red Dawn Remake Better than Expected

Filed under: Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 16:32

A new ad from the Responsible Citizens Against Government Waste.

18. October 2010

You and Your Crappy $15K Car

Filed under: Real America, Failure, This Could be Longer, Advertising — admin @ 07:38

VW and the Los Angeles Deutsch ad agency are mocking your pathetic little “fly-over state” dream of owning a VW Jetta.

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17. October 2010

Say Anything Blog Says Anything

Filed under: No No NO, Gaaaah!, Real America, Failure, Elsewhere, North Dakota — admin @ 15:19

Below are two recent screen-grabs from Rob Port’s Say Anything Blog, a cheerleader for tea party activism. Looks about what one would expect so many in that movement are really about.

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Of course, that’s not a question driven by racism at all. He’s just askin’, you know?!

14. October 2010

Tea Party Witches: Sean Duffy Joins O’Donnell

Filed under: Wisconsin, Gaaaah!, Tricky, Real America, Elsewhere, Advertising — admin @ 11:19

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Here is Sean Duffy mocking fellow tea party candidate Christine O’Donnell. Sean is the “Lumberjack” Candidate for Congress in Wisconsin’s 7th District. Just how lumberjack is he? After the jump… (more…)

13. October 2010

Wisc Voter Caging Plot Gets Fancy Video

Filed under: Wisconsin, Gaaaah!, No No NO, Real America, Awesome, Advertising — admin @ 12:20

Here’s the snazzy video One Wisconsin Now put together detailing the story it broke about Wisconsin tea party leaders plotting with the organization American for Prosperity and the GOP to deter voting.

12. October 2010

This Thing is Like that Thing: Bearded Spec Ops Edition

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That heavily-bearded special forces trooper is making the rounds, on the cover of the latest version of the Medal of Honor video game series, Kill Some Ragheads, and used in a Facebook ad for “BE A CIA AGENT.”

Is the next style icon for Generation Kill Some Shit Iron and Wine’s Sam Beam?!

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