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18. August 2010

This Thing is Like that Thing: Butterfly Tattoos Edition

Filed under: Awesome, this thing that thing, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 07:41

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Left: Tough manly loner has unexpectedly unmanly butterfly tattoo. (Clooney, The American)

Right: Tough manly loner has unexpectedly unmanly butterfly tattoo. (McQueen, Papillon)

Also, after the jump, Clooney joins the pack of brooding back-tattooed actors (Penn, Liotta, Hawke)

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5. August 2010

This Thing is Like that Thing: Boning the Cannon Edition

Filed under: Gaaaah!, this thing that thing — admin @ 09:33

Hey kids, your dad was jerking off to that Rihanna video 21 years ago. Or did I just blow your mind?

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29. July 2010

This Thing is Like that Thing: Twilight Edition

Filed under: Gaaaah!, this thing that thing — admin @ 12:52

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27. July 2010

Apple Product Placement: Legacy

And here is the Apple product placement in the upcoming Tron: Legacy. An old Mac.

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Looks like Flynn upgraded. After the jump, its predacessor, the original Tron Apple Mac.

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20. July 2010

This Thing is Like that Thing: Salt Edition

Filed under: this thing that thing, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 05:46

Answers the question.

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15. July 2010

This Thing is Like that Thing: Televised Death Edition

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Real America, this thing that thing — admin @ 08:57

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Left: The Deadliest Catch episode televising the death of a character drew a record 8.6 million viewers.

Right: “LETS! GET! RUNNNNNNING!”

2. July 2010

This Thing is Like that Thing: Russian Spy Edition

Filed under: Tricky, Awesome, this thing that thing, Advertising — admin @ 07:49

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Left: July 2010 News Cycle: Is this sexy woman, Anna Chapman, a Russian spy?!

Right:  July 2010 News Cycle: Is this sexy woman, “Evelyn Salt,” a Russian spy?!

25. June 2010

This Thing is Like That Thing: Tom Cruise Tunnels Out Edition

Filed under: Awesome, this thing that thing, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 14:18

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Left: Secret agent man Tom Cruise holds on for dear life in a tunnel while kicking ass; 1996 Mission Impossible

Right:  Secret agent man Tom Cruise holds on for dear life in a tunnel while kicking ass; 2010 Knight and Day

24. June 2010

This Thing is Like that Thing: Yes We Did Edition

Filed under: this thing that thing, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 09:07

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Top: Meaningless advertising tagline symbolizing accomplishment of very little.

Bottom:  Meaningless advertising tagline symbolizing accomplishment of very little.

18. June 2010

This Thing is Like That Thing: Losers Jersies Edition

Filed under: football, this thing that thing, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 08:36

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Left: Slovenia

Right: Charlie Brown

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