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Earlier: This. 

Synopsis of Gibson’s upcoming film, The Beaver:  Walter is a troubled father and husband and CEO of a failing toy company. The Beaver is a puppet that Walter finds and starts wearing everywhere, using it as an avatar through which he carries out all his communication.

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Earlier: Evelyn Salt times it perfectly.

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Left: July 2010 News Cycle: Is this sexy woman, Anna Chapman, a Russian spy?!

Right:  July 2010 News Cycle: Is this sexy woman, “Evelyn Salt,” a Russian spy?!

Sigh. Stephen, if prison rape jokes won Emmy and Peabody awards, we’d be honoring Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia every year. We are not. There is a reason for that.

Here’s The Root’s new politics correspondent (?) Cord Jefferson displaying the kind of journalistic curiosity and nuanced understanding that’s going to land him a 60 Minutes gig (and not just because, like Lara Logan,  he’s a “stone cold fox”).

Knight and Day, a Tom Cruise movie is opening this week; it must be time to talk about how Crusie does his own stunts:

“It’s something that’s challenging to do, fun for me and so I enjoyed doing that,” Tom said of amazing stuntwork.“

“Tom revealed that he gets such a buzz out of doing his own stunts….”

“Tom Cruise has revealed his wife Katie Holmes is fine with his death-defying stunts in films…”

“...he fearlessly performs many of his own stunts…”

Below, a set photo of Tom performing his own stunts (with Cameron) for Knight and Day.

“If you submit to this icing business, you are a fucking sheep. You lack the ability to think and judge for yourself, which probably means you also like the Dallas Cowboys.“

Matt Cherette, still fair-using the shit out of The Daily Show for Gawker.