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24. August 2010

Ruben Studard, Germaphobe?

Filed under: Wisconsin, Ha Ha Ha, Essays, Advertising — admin @ 07:40

Seen in the Wisconsin Sate Fairgrounds Horse Barn.

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2. August 2010

Move Over Push Polling: Hello Child Porn Set-Up

Filed under: Wisconsin, Gaaaah!, Real America, Awesome, Failure, Advertising — admin @ 17:44

Somebody is sending Wisconsin legislators emails with child porn attached in hopes of setting them up.

“‘Do not put your faith in law enforcement to find us,’ the e-mailer wrote. ‘We are using tactics that make us untraceable online.’”

Whoever you are emailer nutcase, Andrew Breitbart has a job offer for you.

30. July 2010

Wisconsin Fetus Lawsuit a Dangerous Precedent

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin, No No NO, Real America — admin @ 13:24

Wisconsin is allowing a lawsuit to go forward that argues a woman has a legal duty to a fetus. (more…)

“It didn’t take long for police to catch up to the 19 year-old…”

Filed under: Wisconsin, Real America, Failure, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 13:16

A Wisconsin teenager was arrested for stealing a motorized shopping cart after deciding he was too drunk to ride his bike home.” You bet your ass there’s video.

26. July 2010

Mullett Street, Portage, Wisc.

Filed under: Wisconsin, Real America, Awesome — admin @ 22:20

Never was a city’s thoroughfare more appropriately named.

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21. July 2010

But What Do Old Men Think About Old Spice Man?

Filed under: Wisconsin, Awesome, Elsewhere, Advertising, Branding — admin @ 11:22

For Esquire I visited a Wisconsin retirement community to hear the memories of men who’ve enjoyed Old Spice for decades. Read It

17. July 2010

“Two plays later, Gibraltar quarterback Tom Sawyer was picked off.”

Filed under: football, Wisconsin, Awesome, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 21:28

That is an actual sentence from the report on today’s Wisconsin Football Coaches Association All-Star Game.

13. July 2010

4 Days 4 Favre

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, Wisconsin — admin @ 21:02

So it begins. favre.png

“4 Friends, 4 Days, 4 Favre! 4 Members of the Viking World Order, traveling from Minneapolis, MN to Hattiesburg, MS.”
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“Baby Mama” Saves Convicted Man

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin, No No NO — admin @ 15:09

The Wisconsin Supreme Court is set to rule on whether the prison sentence of a convicted cocaine dealer was properly vacated after a judge called the man’s girlfriend a ‘baby mama.‘”

8. July 2010

But Do They Have Pipe Snakes?

Filed under: Wisconsin, Awesome, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 08:19

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