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8. October 2010

UW-Madison Republicans Still Classy After All These Years

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin, No No NO, Real America, Failure — admin @ 08:32

So, walking toward the over-hyped Obama rally on the UW-Madison campus, the below was seen in the luxury high-rise student housing condo monstrosity which now stands where the old Square Four once sprawled. There appeared to be a deck party… and they had a banner.

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Yes, this is University of Wisconsin-Madison. Yes, that UW-Madison. Maybe Leo Burt is making his way back to campus to do it right this time? Hardly new, this kind of right wing jackassery does have a precedent at Madison (after the jump.) (more…)

7. October 2010

“Friends of Scott Walker” Pretending to have Morgan Freeman’s Endorsement (UPDATE with Clean Video)

Filed under: Wisconsin, Failure, Advertising — admin @ 05:39

In the Wisconsin governor’s race, “Friends of Scott Walker” are running an ad against Democratic candidate Tom Barrett focusing on Barrett’s record on sewage. But the ad is either voiced by actor Morgan Freeman or they are using a Morgan Freeman impersonator. I’m clearly not the only one who noticed this.

The ad is nowhere to be found online and “Friends of Scott Walker” could be anyone. Developing. Wisconsin Hero Grant manages to catch the video. Quality is lacking but here it is. Also, better audio at The Awl. Clean copy below.

2. October 2010

NL Central: The Only Place Pirates Remain Uncool

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin — admin @ 17:56

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This guy died and hated his wife so much he made her come and look at this every day while she was still alive. If she eats like Prince Fielder she’ll have more years to see it, which is why she’s eating steak three times a day with a handle of Thunderbird. He even put her name on it. In its own way, this thing perfectly embodies where the Milwaukee Brewers are, and what we should expect ultimately.

At 77 and 84 the Brewers are in third place. NL Central, you disgust me.

1. October 2010

Suicide Food Highway

Filed under: Wisconsin, Real America, Awesome, Advertising — admin @ 09:39

Seen on Interstate 94 in somewhere between Madison and Minneapolis. Related: the excellent Suicide Food blog.

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29. September 2010

Sean Duffy Will Be Best Logroller in Congress

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin, Real America, Ha Ha Ha, Advertising — admin @ 11:44

Duffy will assure “logrolling” is not a gay term in Washington DC.

24. September 2010

You Realize Why All the Women Here are Lesbians

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, Wisconsin, Failure, Elsewhere — admin @ 11:34

20. September 2010

Welcome to Autumn

Filed under: Wisconsin, Real America — admin @ 19:30

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Wisconsin; Sept.

17. September 2010

Tractor Stunt Will Blow Minds, Maybe Tires

Filed under: Gaaaah!, Wisconsin, Awesome, North Dakota — admin @ 09:57

14. September 2010

Your Wisconsin Primary Voting Guide

Filed under: Wisconsin, Real America, Elsewhere, Ha Ha Ha — admin @ 12:24

la-follette.pngThe Governor’s Race: Milwaukee Mayor Fightin’ Tom Barrett will be the Dem candidate to replace Jim “Eeyore” Doyle, who is leaving office to comfort-eat his way into another 40 extra pounds. Meanwhile, both Republican hopefuls have been racing to the bottom.

Read the rest at The Awl.

11. September 2010

Ryan Groy’s Pancake House Menu: You

Filed under: Gaaaah!, football, Wisconsin, Awesome — admin @ 10:46

The Badgers have a 6′5″ 307-pound guard who changes jerseys during the game to serve as a fullback. That’s right, a 307-lb fullback. Oh, fun!

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