Abram Sauer Online

Getting Together is Great

admin — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 19:14:52 +0000

Always.

Glenn Beck Fans Probably Failed GRE Quantitative Comparison Section

admin — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:48:10 +0000

From the one-n non-official Glen Beck fan page.

Yeah, Al Clark, it does make you think. So 9/11 and Hiroshima are the same thing? Shintofascism bombed Pearl Harbor? The scary part of this is that there are a lot of people out there who are this good with Photoshop and yet are unquestioning Beck fans. The danger posed in that combination cannot be overstated.

NRA’s Danny McBride Spoof “Misfires”

admin — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:07:56 +0000

So, the NRA appears to have hipped itself up a bit and decided, disastrously, to use Danny McBride style Eastbound and Down satire to get its message across. Behold and cringe:

The best part is that it works in the exact opposite way.

Be A CIA Agent: Shoot Some Sh*t Up!

admin — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:07:26 +0000

CriminalJusticeDepartment.org is a site that is advertising on Facebook. Is it any surprise the police force attracts some of the types it does? I mean, look at that splash page! Christ.

Date Advice for Guys: Explain Her Mentrual Cycle to Her

admin — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 21:17:15 +0000

Hey ladies, how turned on are you by this hypothetical date?

Yes, this is an actual ad from Stayfree. Here is another.

The Herirage Foundation Wins The ’90s

admin — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:43:37 +0000

If you Google “1990s,” do you know what the fourth highest Google result is? It’s not OJ Simpson. Not the first Gulf War or some Yugoslavian war. Not Nelson Madela’s election in South Africa. Not Hong Kong’s return to China.Not Ytzhak Rabin’s assassination.Not the Kobe earthquake. Not even the Monica Lewinski blowjob.

It is, no kidding, a Heritage Foundation report that “Tax Cuts, Not the Clinton Tax Hike Produced the 1990s Boom.”

How does France-hating GOP feel about GOP France?

admin — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 22:27:32 +0000

The GOP France. Ironically awesome.

If you speak French it is probably three times as funny.

Sonny Crocket Weaps

admin — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:32:02 +0000

This film will not meet my expectations.

Joe the Plumber Loses Job to Jim the Election Guy

admin — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:01:05 +0000

Here is Michelle Bachmann’s first campaign ad. Looks like Joe the Plumber will need that unemployment extension after all as Jim the Election Guy has taken his job.

Is Jim bowlegged?

Sarah Palin Sioux Jersey Auction near $5,000

admin — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:19:39 +0000

Run, don’t walk, to bid on this Sarah Palin-signed Fighting Sioux of North Dakota hockey jersey. You too can have in one product two symbols of preposterous Americana: Rhetoric-justified stubborn bigotry and Sarah Palin’s signature…

Bidding is near $5,000.

The question is, who is the unpatriotic gasbag who would sell such a fine symbol of our nation?