Abram Sauer Online http://abesauer.com Abe Sauer Blogs, Contact Abe at abesauer [at] yahoo.com Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:55:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 en What’s Yiddish for FAIL: Israeli Ad Spoofs Hit Squad http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/whats-yiddish-for-fail/ http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/whats-yiddish-for-fail/#comments Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:13:55 +0000 admin http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/whats-yiddish-for-fail/ Via the Telegraph, here’s a commercial from the Israeli supermarket chain Mahsaney Kimat Hinam spoofing the (probably) Israeli assassination squad hit in Dubai. Can you say, Clio!?

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]]> http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/whats-yiddish-for-fail/feed/ My Brother Takes Pretty Pictures http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/my-brother-takes-pretty-pictures/ http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/my-brother-takes-pretty-pictures/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:42:55 +0000 admin http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/my-brother-takes-pretty-pictures/ Seriously, he does.

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]]> http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/my-brother-takes-pretty-pictures/feed/ UW Madsion does Google Fiber Ice Cream http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/uw-madsion-does-google-fiber-ice-cream/ http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/uw-madsion-does-google-fiber-ice-cream/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:33:20 +0000 admin http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/uw-madsion-does-google-fiber-ice-cream/ babcoick.pngDane101 is reporting that Univ. of Wisconsin-Madison’s legendary Babcock Hall dairy operation will be creating a special “Google Fiber” flavored ice cream to attract Google’s Fiber Project to Madison.

The final version should be out in three or four weeks. Drop by!

]]> http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/uw-madsion-does-google-fiber-ice-cream/feed/ This will be in Your Great-Grandchild’s Textbook http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/this-will-be-in-your-great-grandchilds-textbook/ http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/this-will-be-in-your-great-grandchilds-textbook/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:49:48 +0000 admin http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/this-will-be-in-your-great-grandchilds-textbook/ After the Tea Party wins control of the Senate on a platform of education reform, here is what will probably become a historically accurate image of George Washington fighting a tiger.

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After the jump, in its full glory:

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]]> http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/this-will-be-in-your-great-grandchilds-textbook/feed/ This Thing is Like That Thing: Iron Man Plot Edition http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/this-thing-is-like-that-thing-iron-man-plot-edition/ http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/this-thing-is-like-that-thing-iron-man-plot-edition/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:04:23 +0000 admin http://abesauer.com/2010/03/11/this-thing-is-like-that-thing-iron-man-plot-edition/  iron-an-ending.png

Top: In the finale, Iron Man is forced to face off against those who would use his technology for evil. Iron Man

Bottom: In the finale., Iron Man is forced to face off against those who would use his technology for evil. Iron Man 2

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]]> http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/your-brain-on-the-good-drugs/feed/ So, Everything in Haiti Worked Out… Right? http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/so-everything-in-haiti-worked-out-right/ http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/so-everything-in-haiti-worked-out-right/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:47:00 +0000 admin http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/so-everything-in-haiti-worked-out-right/  haiti.jpg

It seems the media gave up on the Haiti story with even greater swiftness than anticipated.

Plus, the troops are already pulling the fuck out of there! Shock and Awe! SHOCK! AND! AWE!

]]> http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/so-everything-in-haiti-worked-out-right/feed/ Gawker Discovers the new Frugality http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/gawker-discovers-the-new-frugality/ http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/gawker-discovers-the-new-frugality/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:31:11 +0000 admin http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/gawker-discovers-the-new-frugality/ Yes. Yes that is an ad on Gawker for Old Navy clothing.

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]]> http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/gawker-discovers-the-new-frugality/feed/ Sexist? No? It’s Too Hard to Tell Anymore http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/sexist-no-its-too-hard-to-tell-anymore/ http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/sexist-no-its-too-hard-to-tell-anymore/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:02:53 +0000 admin http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/sexist-no-its-too-hard-to-tell-anymore/

]]> http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/sexist-no-its-too-hard-to-tell-anymore/feed/ Apple Product Placement is Just Wright http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/apple-product-placement-is-just-wright/ http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/apple-product-placement-is-just-wright/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:24:35 +0000 admin http://abesauer.com/2010/03/10/apple-product-placement-is-just-wright/ Queen Latifah’s new romantic comedy Just Wright gets its Mac product placement just right.

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