http://abesauer.com Abe Sauer Blogs, Contact Abe at abesauer [at] yahoo.com Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:42:52 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Oh hey, here's the one of several videos of Wisconsin legislator Jeff Wood getting arrested for DUI. Look out for that first step Jeff, it's a dooooooozzzzie! WKRG.com News http://abesauer.com/2010/03/17/jeff-wood-fails-to-legislate-stand-upright/ My favorite part of The Blind Side? Where the racially sensitive family dresses their kid up like an Injun chief. Post racial indeed. http://abesauer.com/2010/03/17/the-blind-side-blind/ Business Insider posts a headline that maybe, with reflection, might have been something else. http://abesauer.com/2010/03/16/business-insider-gets-yellow-fever/ "What the hell is that noise?" That was my first thought upon entering the post office in the small Wisconsin town yesterday. I was there to mail a package of tax documents. The small post office was overwhelmed with the chirping of birds. Baby birds. Chicks. The post office was full ... http://abesauer.com/2010/03/16/chickens-go-postal/ From the Grand Forks Herald: "A Mound man charged with sex crimes for allegedly abusing a female relative has told police it was God’s will that he “marry” the girl when she was just 10 years old... [the man] believes the Bible justifies his actions. The best part though is the ... http://abesauer.com/2010/03/15/bible-literalist-will-now-get-to-meet-all-his-neighbors-forever/ An Awl reader points out the incredible Apple "goatse" decal nobody will ever, ever put on their computer because GGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHEWKN?KNJAO:WIJMK:L!!! The NSFW image after the jump. http://abesauer.com/2010/03/15/macbook-goatse-fbwerojwsmoimlv/ Ron Paul's son is named "Rand." The more you know. http://abesauer.com/2010/03/15/his-middle-name-is-zinovyevna/ Left: North Dakota Rep. David Weiler: "David Alan Weiler, 44, was charged Friday with Class A misdemeanor simple assault-domestic violence. He pleaded not guilty. The police report said Nicole Weiler reported David Weiler became angry and punched her in the face several times. The report did not say what began ... http://abesauer.com/2010/03/15/this-thing-is-like-that-thing-legislators-behaving-badly-edition/ The poster for Middle Men certainly appears to boast a little Apple Product Placement. After the jump, the Mac keyboard fro the poster. http://abesauer.com/2010/03/15/apple-in-the-middle-men/ Here's the story of a Wisconsin girl being charged with first-degree reckless homicide for sharing some of her relative's prescription drugs with a friend who then died. She's 14 years old but being tried as an adult anyway. http://abesauer.com/2010/03/15/if-theres-grass-on-the-field-play-ball/