Minneapolis, MN– Seven zombies and their attorney will be paid $165,000 under a settlement they have reach with the Minneapolis city attorney’s office… The protesting zombies were allegedly walking in a stiff, lurching motion, while carrying four bags of sound equipment that was projecting music from an iPod.
Will it be The Awl, Slate or Salon. Gooooooooo hometeam!
My goodness, Bachmann, Pawlenty, Kline, Coleman and Paulsen? All for Tom Emmer?! It’s a Minnesota gay hate supper party! You can join them too at The Home of Marty & Anne Davis, 26310 Birch Bluff, Shorewood, MN
Here is an ill advised video made posted by the Minnesota GOP.
The Minnesota GOP webmaster explained, “It wasn’t intended to be fair. It was intended to be funny.”
Left: Tough manly loner has unexpectedly unmanly butterfly tattoo. (Clooney, The American)
Right: Tough manly loner has unexpectedly unmanly butterfly tattoo. (McQueen, Papillon)
Also, after the jump, Clooney joins the pack of brooding back-tattooed actors (Penn, Liotta, Hawke)
The New York Daily News Editor’s Picks column finally destroys reality by folding in on itself, like an editorial MC Escher work. It asks the impossible, and then answers it!
Did NBC do this last year? Those down and yard marker ice cream coned with a scoop of the offensive team’s logo in them? Worst, they don’t even come off the screen once the play starts. Did NBC receive a bunch of letters from viewers complaining about not having enough childish garbage on the field during game play? Look at the below, is there really a need for more graphic design vomit on the field? Is Sunday Night Football for Idiots now? Please stop this.
Another image after the jump. (more…)
Hello genius. This is an email from the Colorado gubernatorial race. Full text after the jump but this is the best part:
“The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen with a rubber comfort grip, perfect for studying in school or writing the next Great American Novel. Best of all, the user will be constantly reminded of the importance of intellectual honesty.”
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